Look, there's a very simple explanation for this. It's not what you think! I don't let him try to "cook" anymore. We both know it ends in misery ( Read more... )

Attention team (yes, even Hart ( Read more... )

The Rift tends to be quiet on Sunday mornings. I have tried not to examine this too closely, since contemplating the fact for too long can give one funny ideas about religion. I prefer to believe the Rift wants us to have heart-shaped waffles and coffee in bed at least one day a week, so that we do not give up all hope of saving the world and move ( Read more... )

Jack, I think it's time we investigated Google.

I think it's time we investigated Google HARD.

HOW DO THEY KNOW SO MUCH?

Part of my duties in the day-to-day operation of Torchwood includes scanning The Internet for mentions of aliens, monsters, temporal disturbances, and that sort of thing. About half the time it's total crackpots, and most of the rest of the time it's Luke Smith's Myspace. Apparently you don't get genius without a certain lack of discretion coming ( Read more... )

Jack, I've finished processing the new intel I weasled out of UNIT on the Doctor's recent visit to London. (I told you I had a reason to get dressed.) (This would have taken less time if you didn't keep -- well, you know ( Read more... )

Hart, I know reception in the park is a little patchy so it's best if we communicate by text. Because remember, you can't think words at your mobile and expect me to hear them ( Read more... )

General Support Log
v. 1, week 1

NOTE: This weekly log is designed to track online activity of the members of Torchwood, its allies, and occasionally its enemies. Research will be ongoing.


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And that is how, with:

-- a fake LiveJournal
-- a web-capable mobile phone
-- a little ingenuity
-- a tiara (to get "into" the role)
-- and an urge for vengeance after being slimed

one convinces the Captain to turn in his Annual Report on time.

It's a lot of work, but so worth it.

ETA: Oh, crap. D-8

Jack, I think they're on to usWily bloody Canadians, of all people! Tosh always did fancy the Mounties, and it showed in her programming. Should have put a patch on the program but I hate to speak ill of the dead, even in binary ( Read more... )